X is for the X-th
dimension
The X-th dimension is a postulated
extradimensional realm where, according to some pseudo-scholars and doomsday
cults, a massive army of alien creatures is being raised to carry out an
invasion of the known planes. Proponents of this theory believe only a finite
numbers of alternate dimensions exist, the X-th one being as of yet unexplored
or unreachable by commonly practiced aetherial magick. This has however not
stopped various self-professed prophets and other supernaturally or narcotically
inspired soothsayers to make unverifiable claims and write esoteric treatises
concerning the nature and particulars of the hypothetical X-th dimension.
Of considerably greater value and
importance on said topic are the writings of the renowned sage Paronax, who
theoreticized on the subject in his Catalogica Planorum, the definitive work on
aetheromancy and portal summoning. In his magickal calculus Paronax assumed the
existence of an X-th dimension to compensate for the unexpected and inexplicable
discrepancies that his otherwise sound arithmetic produced. He deduced that if
one were to use a sufficiently powerful source of energy, one could penetrate
the border between this world and the X-th dimension. Such a feat would require
extraordinary amounts of power however; something only a few known artifacts
would prove capable of, and the risk of irreparable harm to it would be great.
The costs of conducting a practical experiment thus were considered too high,
and decades after Paronax wrote his Catalogica his theory remains
untried.
Never heard of the X-th demension. But, I'll bet my roll playing son-in-law has heard of it.
ReplyDeleteGreat choice for 'X".
Kathy at Oak Lawn Images